Guys no shit The Fault in our Stars saved my ass the other day because my mom found my cigarettes and was like “What the fuck Chloe we already talked about this.” And then I pulled the whole “it’s a metaphor bullshit” and pointed it out to her in the book and she was all “wow that’s dumb as shit but at least you’re not smoking them.” So yeah, I may have made a complete ass out of myself but it totally beats getting my ass kicked.
"Oh Anna, if only you understood… it’s a metaphor."
at this moment, i swear we were metaphor
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
*kills your entire family and sacrifices your first born to satan* it’s a metaphor
- pizza delivery guy: *hands you an empty pizza box* it's a metaphor
Dad: Is that a cigarette in your mouth?